Sunday, December 3, 2017

Behind the Book: Dear Marc, Just Give Me 20 Minks For Christmas. Love, Shannon

In my perfect Winter Wonderland:

* I'd have 20 mink coats. And all the animals died of natural causes.
* It would feel like Christmastime all year round.
* The Motown sound would make a comeback. (Oh how I miss thee, Amy Winehouse.)
* I'd eat my famous 5-Pound Poundcake and never gain a single ounce.
* I'd receive a lifetime supply of White Barn candles to burn in my kitchen windows. (And dare someone to blow them out.)
* My fireplace would be lit all year round. (If you're hot, put the damn AC on.)
* Homemade chili will always simmer in a pot on the stove.
* Freshly made roasted-garlic bread would be the same as eating garlic-roasted brussel sprouts.

But life can't be perfect.

Or can it be?

In What If You're Over My Sh*t? Rachel decides to test the limits of how perfect her life can be and if she really can have the life of her dreams.

Good Luck, Rachel.

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